Fun Things To Do On An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Lean against the button panel.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"